For all my Georgia friends....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by havasu, May 6, 2014.

  1. havasu

    havasu Member

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    One day a very gentle Southern lady was driving across a high bridge in Georgia.
    As she neared the top of the bridge she noticed a young man fixin' to jump.
    She stopped her car rolled down the window and said "Please don't jump!
    Think of your dear mother and father."


    He replied, "my mom and dad are both dead, I'm going to jump."

    She said, "well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

    He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

    She said, "well, then you just sing Dixie."

    He replied,''what's Dixie?''

    She replied, "well bless your heart, you just go ahead and jump, you little Yankee Democrat bastard you're holding up traffic!"
     
    Last edited: May 6, 2014
  2. GAgal

    GAgal Banned

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    LOL! That just about sums it up. :D
     

  3. TrailBlazer999

    TrailBlazer999 Member

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    Yep. That's about right. ;)
     
  4. GAJeff

    GAJeff Moderator Staff Member

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    Sing Dixie? I thought that's the hot chick in Dukes of Hazzard. :D. Oh wait that's Daisy.
     
    Last edited: May 8, 2014